Exposing the Signs…
Aries: yelling all the time, angry crying in the shower, EMOTIONAL but fuck u if you tell them that. CHILL THE FUCK OUT UR SCARING LITERALLY EVERYONE.
Taurus: have a plan for everything, STUBBORN/CONTROL, call you out on EVERY LITTLE THING. Stop making everything a big deal.
Gemini: everything is a joke, I’m sorry but what are emotions? Caring? We don’t know her…fake bitch but a real bitch? Taco Bell is the only chaotic thing that exists like them.
Cancer: sad girl hours 24/7, ANNOYING, petty was cute when you were 12, no one cares as much as u do honey so please don’t tell us about it for hours.
Leo: thinks they are hot shit so they will constantly remind u. The world doesn’t revolve around them? Honestly shocked. Can you do something that doesn’t involve being a dramatic ass bitch? Just asking for a friend.
Virgo: ALL THEY DO IS COMPLAIN PLZ SHUT UPPP! Everything has to be perfect or else someone will die and it won’t be the Virgo. Don’t worry we know u think ur the best and we’re over it too.
Libra: who really knows them? Why hate someone when you can just hate yourself??? Can’t focus for shit and maybe they could actually do something if they could
Scorpio: Love too much. Possessive? Thinks being mysterious/ standoffish is cool but it’s fucking weird. AGRESSIVE. Will remember everything so watch ur fucking back.
Sagittarius: don’t know why u think ur better than Aries? YOU’RE JUST AS LOUD. Okay buddy maybe you don’t need to be so blunt? Is a hoe for power but also just a hoe
Capricorn: what is commitment/ closeness? Always somehow the middle person but they don’t fucking care enough for that. Chill?
Aquarius: loves to be the bitch™️. If everyone hates you doesn’t that mean they are all thinking about u? HOT MESS. Be crazy and then they won’t ask about feelings.
Pisces: UNEMPLOYED but loves it. Wants to eat chicken nuggets and cry on the kitchen floor. Pisces self depricating jokes are only funny to them. Just a mess.